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GOING WALKIES AKA AIRING THE MRS.... -


TAGS: kink is all around you
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - August 30, 2010, 4:29 am
Why would you want to find the ones that are not?
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:27 pm
from my experience they are everywhere. You have to look fro the ones that aren't


A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


SHOTGUN PHALANX -


TAGS: plz turn around and run
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 12:16 am
This is Living Sparta! Go to hell you undead Persian b*tches!


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


GUARDED -




SYMBOLISM -




AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


Slug Bug -


TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm
Brilliant!


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else




TEENAGE VAMPIRES - the key word here is 'teenage'




KARMA -




HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!




SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?!


TAGS: making movies making songs fighting around the world russel crowe gladiator guy
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Gladiator guy

lulrofl - October 30, 2008, 10:42 pm
xD Epic


WHAT GOES AROUND - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: what goes around
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
The Walls Have Ears !


BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.


TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by spanko1

tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm
That's A Must !!


MATTEL -




CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!


TAGS: march challenge proverbs around her proverbial rose
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Amsome LD


OMNIPOTENCE -




ALWAYS ONE MORE -


TAGS: every time you turn around lately
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
This is beautiful.


POTHOLE -


TAGS: i just drive around you and lol
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
Fava beans, that is. Excellent, Ron.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's one hell of a pothole, though... with beans, some corn and..... a hint of paprika, it seems.
RONSART - July 10, 2009, 6:39 pm
Thx Mr. BoneCD.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm
5 Poodles here


PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am
SMACK SMACK! OI!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


AGDANIELE USUALLY LIKED THE MALL - but today, he would try a new venue to weave his magic spell


TAGS: she ll come around
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I was going with the popped collar combined with the backpack.. but you may have a point
sickartist - December 8, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's the hat. It gives off that urban hipster vibe that girls find irresistable
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
LMAO!!! Wait... am I the one in the skirt?


ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: lounging around and hanging out
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:29 am
Figgage. *snickers*
Sean - August 14, 2009, 12:18 am
I know I commented on this way back when but that comment is not here. I mean, your never forget the first time you type the word "figgage". Try it. You'll see what I mean.


MAKING THE MOST - Because you ain't gonna get it for real Tubby




ARE YOU SURE - You'll still respect me in the morning ?


TAGS: respect it has to be earned around here
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonymous2 - February 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
Yes, I'll still respect you in the morning. I'll respect you all night long. Respect is a euphemism, right?
Mongoose - February 22, 2010, 6:44 am
Most definitely
Mongoose - February 22, 2010, 6:44 am
Most definitely


PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... - Don't turn around!!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: dont turn around
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:54 am
Why the solicitation, Woody?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:54 am
Post another so we can play this game again please
Woodywood03a - December 9, 2009, 1:53 am
Thank you.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Pretty much asked for it
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Wasn't so hard.
Woodywood03a - December 9, 2009, 1:48 am
I want you to try and give this one lion.


it's time to play -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: rock around the clock
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:20 am
Only if you share with the rest of the class Mooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:13 am
But it's ok for me to stay with the solvents ....right?


BACKPACKING -




LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's


LOOK AROUND OFTEN... -




DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


LOYALTY - all in good time my pretty




RESPECT THE ELDERLY - BUT STAY OBJECTIVE -


TAGS: what goes around comes around
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:42 pm
Not only did they rebuild it, they kept going... and added a wall! THAT is dedication!


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?


TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.


HEY! - How Did They Get That Boat Up There?




This Just In -


TAGS: lethal injection suffering hell just joking around
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2015, 10:08 pm
Thanks, dizz.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:01 am
This is greeaaaat! 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 11, 2015, 11:27 pm
Thank you
JesusWept - October 10, 2015, 2:30 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


HO HO HO now leave me alone! -


TAGS: santa sits around the house year round noone blinks an eye i dont leave the house for 3 days everyone loses their minds
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

DirtyOldMan - December 25, 2016, 9:36 am
Actually, that is not true. To Russia, for example, he comes on New Years eve, not christmas
JesusWept - December 25, 2016, 9:10 am
Santa only comes once a year. In the chimney :-O
Reality Lord - December 25, 2016, 8:28 am

lol merry christmas silver


Freecycling -




GEEK SEEK -




DICTIONARY OF ILLUSTRATED IDIOMS -


TAGS: beating beading around bush clinton
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

concern3 - September 15, 2015, 4:21 pm
you are a sick man a 5er


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